Friday 27 April 2012

Jokes

- How many immature jokes does it take to unscrew a lightbulb?
- 69.

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Cyclical narrative
- Cyclical narrative who?
- Knock knock.

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Retrogressive narrative
- Retrogressive narrative who?
- A man approaching the door to knock on it.

- Knock knock
- Who's there?
- Amnesiac.
- Amnesiac who?
- To get to the other side.


Thursday 12 April 2012

O, pretty maiden, please repeat
The words which you just said to me
The sonata which set me free
The murmurs of pure ecstacy

It was in times of solemn angst
When had you come and softly sang
And those sweet-sounding bells had rang
As thoughts of relevation sprang

And all my thoughts became aligned
So, please, I beg, be just and kind
Else I assure I'll never find
That pure tranquility of mind